When someone first told me about the existence of this toy, I couldn’t help but laugh. I’ve been researching various different kinds of sex toys for a few months now, and I can honestly say that my anal cavity breathed a sigh of relief when I decided to start with this – the only all-in-one fake vagina.
Unwrapping the packaging was exciting, and I felt like a naughty boy who was opening his ill-gotten Christmas presents a week early. I found myself grinning with that same level of anticipation and guilty thrill. I’d decided to opt for the “original” texture because flesh-lights are supplied with a variety of internal designs which are intended to suit every kind of man-part on the market said by the girls from Tooting Escorts from Tooting escorts.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. What is my first sex toy? Basically, it’s the reverse design of a dildo said by the girls from Tooting Escorts. Instead of being a penetration aid, it’s an aid that gets penetrated. All encapsulated in a plastic container which looks innocently like a flash-light (hence the name), the inside is a really soft, smooth latex which is shaped into a design of your choice. You can get lips, a vagina, or, for the more adventurous, a butt-hole. For the purpose of my innocent first foray into sex toy experimentation, I wasn’t feeling too adventurous, so I had before me an almost freakishly realistic latex vagina. Deciding that now was as good a time as any, I added a squirt of lube and away I went.
I like to envision a “fade-to-black.” I don’t need (or want) to go into detail, and I’m sure you’re all busily using your imaginations right now anyway, so I’ll just give you a minute to carry on with that.
Okay, all done? Good.
All in all, I can honestly say that my hand is likely to get neglected a bit from now on. For a market dominated by, shall we say, “internal” stimulation, this toy really saved my bacon, and I worship the person who came up with the idea. It was probably the best thirty seconds of my life, and there was no need to cuddle, reassure, compliment or stay awake for anyone afterwards. This product is the closest thing to a “win-win” that I’ve ever encountered in my life.
To my First Sex Toy? I salute you. And believe me when I say that my penis also salutes you and will likely continue to do so for many years to come.